Over 102979

Large Demotivational Poster

IN NEW YORK CITY - one of these items is considered too dangerous for your health to be legal

TAGS: www www www www www
Rating: 4.47/5

More motifakes by vilnius

ToonTaco - July 7, 2013, 10:14 am
Nothing wrong with cigarettes. Beer? Pass it! HOLY CRAP, HE HAS A SODA! Stop him!
CloudchaserS - September 14, 2012, 10:27 am
Typical nanny state liberals, thinking that grown adults are incapable of deciding for themselves what they should and shouldn't consume. I remember when NJ tried to ban restaurants from serving fried eggs with runny yolks.

PUPPY LOVE - What started out as puppy love has now grown into something much bigger.


TAGS: www www www www www
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by 5150monkeylove

5150monkeylove - July 16, 2013, 11:54 pm
It may be the same picture, but I think they are a bit different
5150monkeylove - July 15, 2013, 9:11 pm
I saw it, it is still there and under your account name. I gave it a 5L.
dy2012 - July 15, 2013, 6:26 pm
5L i got the same poster #153824 but it was deleted on my account i dont know how??
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 14, 2013, 1:32 am
Sweet. 5L
5150monkeylove - July 14, 2013, 1:15 am
Thank you all.
Greeny - July 13, 2013, 9:25 pm
I medicate mine - they don't stand a chance. 5
GaryO - July 13, 2013, 8:56 pm
Well now, this a little late. Oh well, hungry now. 5L
rerun - July 13, 2013, 6:59 pm

This may just be one of your best posters ever, and with the quality of your work that is not easy to top. 5L
lgvernon - July 13, 2013, 6:30 pm

Wowowowowow!~~5ove this!

FAKE EYELASHES - Because you've gotta look good while your raping devotchkas

TAGS: www www www
Rating: 2.58/5

More motifakes by Scubasteve92

Lena - August 18, 2009, 5:55 pm
Yeah. Because it's only a crime if the guy is ugly. haha! Just kidding.

BECAUSE... - More is NOT always better

TAGS: www www www www
Rating: 1.44/5

More motifakes by islamsucks

Faceplant31 - April 23, 2010, 11:38 am
These are the type of women that the donor party needed. No one would have went hungry and there would have only been two people eaten
Fatt Matt - April 23, 2010, 11:36 am
Now that I've lost my breakfast I should probably eat something...but can't
MO - April 23, 2010, 11:15 am
No time to be hungry Face. I've got tunnel vision, and there seems to be a blight at the end of it....
Faceplant31 - April 23, 2010, 10:52 am
God this makes me hungry! Anyone else?


TAGS: www www
Rating: 4.86/5

More motifakes by Airman

MercAlert - March 8, 2012, 6:41 pm
Yes I can.
IllicoPresto - December 22, 2010, 3:31 pm
No you can't
Airman - December 20, 2010, 5:35 pm
Merry Xmas right back at ya
Reality Lord - December 20, 2010, 5:02 pm

merry christmas airman and thanks for bringing so many laughs dude.

Toilet Paper -

GOATSE - Because scientists are perverts...

TAGS: www www www www
Rating: 1.69/5

More motifakes by Tick

*SHUDDERS* - brb

TAGS: www www www
Rating: 4.82/5

More motifakes by Airman

thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 17, 2013, 10:52 pm
I think I'm going to stay in the States; world traveling is overrated.
moonforlisa - March 9, 2013, 7:33 pm
Please just shoot me now. This is what nightmares are mafe of...
the1stCOMMI3 - June 16, 2011, 2:46 pm
I used to think I was afraid of spiders, but now I have 10 more things to worry about! and 10 divided by two gets you 5L's my friend

CONTEMPLATION - When you look at the larger objects in life and realize how small you are.


TAGS: www www www www
Rating: 4.64/5

More motifakes by Faceplant31

hootizz - July 10, 2010, 5:10 am
haha.., brings back a memory or 2...
ICEMAN - July 8, 2010, 11:45 pm
You were there last night, weren't you? 5
spacedog - July 8, 2010, 9:22 pm
Nice one Face. 5L
Faceplant31 - July 8, 2010, 2:12 pm
Hey it only happened once...... a week for a couple months. What can i say it was a phase i went through. There were just to many close calls with them passin out on top of me.
Reality Lord - July 8, 2010, 2:03 pm

GreyScorpion - July 8, 2010, 2:00 pm
Another of FacePlants Words to the Wise. I love when he shares his experiences. :) 5L

VALENTINE DAY BLUNDER - "Honey, I swear the clerk said one size fits all!!!"

TAGS: www www www
Rating: 4.38/5

More motifakes by bassman007

tellitlikeitis - February 9, 2011, 9:25 pm
LOL. And it looks like they'll be headed for divorce.


SEQUIOA SEMPERVIRENS - They say the redwood is amongst the largest hardwoods in the world.

FRUCTOSE - Making America "large and in charge" since 1982.

size does matter -

TAGS: www www www www www
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

lgvernon - October 27, 2013, 10:51 pm

My absolute favorite fairy tale. 5LLLLL

Hooter's Fault -

TAGS: www www www www www www www
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by Ism

LARGER HEADS - A recent study reveals Americans' heads are larger than they were 150 years ago but sadly there is no indication that the extra room is used for anything.

TAGS: www www
Rating: 4.59/5

More motifakes by sgtlover

RSpy6 - September 1, 2012, 4:39 pm
Lol funny
Iconoclast - September 1, 2012, 12:19 am
We have all noticed the Airheads who walk among us - - - -
Bull - August 31, 2012, 5:14 pm
hehehe .. nice



TAGS: www www www www
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

Cubbybear - August 1, 2010, 5:57 pm
Hell no...LOL
agdaniele - August 1, 2010, 5:33 pm
Didn't stop her from Lip Sinking, eh?

WIDE DOG - Looks Like He Ate Long Cat



TAGS: www www www www www www
Rating: 4.46/5

More motifakes by steph1

deathgod753 - March 28, 2011, 8:08 am
very long

WELL , COUNT ME OUT - My butt is much bigger than 24" X 48".


TAGS: www www www www www
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Airman

IllicoPresto - October 14, 2010, 6:18 pm
Arthur Rackham is one of my favorite fantasy artists. Good poster.
Bakstabr - October 14, 2010, 5:55 pm
Yay alice in wonderland. Well......"through the looking glass" more precisely but awesome nonetheless
Neener - October 14, 2010, 5:49 pm
I always read the rejection comments. Its good stuff.
Faceplant31 - October 14, 2010, 4:43 pm
You have no idea how hard some noobs make it look though. Just check the queue for an idea of what im talking about. 5L airman
ICEMAN - October 14, 2010, 4:31 pm
So simple a Timmy could do it. Or not. 5

Large Package -

TAGS: www www www www www
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Ism

EmilioDumphque - June 12, 2014, 1:11 am
...or was that "larger package"?

Pets -

TAGS: www www
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Ashson

SCALE - In hindsight the new Berlin Train station public address system was deemed to be slightly larger than necessary

TAGS: www www www www
Rating: 4.6/5

More motifakes by house


Magic -

TAGS: www www www
Rating: 4.14/5

More motifakes by Ashson


TYPING GOOGLE INTO GOOGLE - Almost as bad as a Large Hadron Collider and divide by zero

TAGS: www www www www www www www
Rating: 2.14/5

More motifakes by Arpaleggia

a guy - May 29, 2009, 5:51 am
OH SHI....

PARTICLE COLLIDERS - If you wait long enough, Van Damme will get you.

Spiders -

TAGS: www www
Rating: 0/5

More motifakes by Ashson


TAGS: www www www www www
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by ScorpioSeven

ScorpioSeven - March 19, 2016, 6:40 pm
I would welcome the opportunity to discover HOW SOFT she is...
MPsniper - March 19, 2016, 6:27 pm
nothing at all wrong with a nice soft woman.

my gf gave me this -

Yes Dear -

TAGS: www www www www www
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - July 22, 2014, 3:36 pm
Grey...eeewww! She'd be a little loose around the log, if ya know what I mean...bahaha.
Greybeard - July 22, 2014, 7:33 am
Hell, I've been in Afghanistan so long Kelli could've been 65 and gotten the same results...

THE 50-FOOT WOMAN - There's no damn way to please her.